"So what do you think of my new talent? If that
loaded slowly and you want to see it again...just click the picture!
If you want to see the REALLY cool version...click here
(warning...if you have a modem connection this version may take several minutes to load, so
go get a bottle of milk...or...in your case...a soft drink
or something!"
"Or...if you're bored now, click here to go look at more pictures of me in my album..."